can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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