doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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