Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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