Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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