Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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