So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?