so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG