all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
soo... how was my night?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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