I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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