One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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