It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .