Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i need some magic done to my vagina