It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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