it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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