come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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