Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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