Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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