Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell

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(509): View more from Washington

my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?

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(716): View more from New York

Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting

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(614): View more from Ohio

I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well

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(804): View more from Virginia

we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he tried to breastfeed my turtle

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(916): View more from California

My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"

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(863): View more from Florida

Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?

(863): View more from Florida

The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.

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