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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOUR STATE IS STUPID

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Did you miss a turn again?

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY

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