Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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