Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost