Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen