no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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