is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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