The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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