I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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