I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize