What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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