at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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