Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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