Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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