Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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