So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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