WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize