Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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