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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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