and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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