so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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