Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
foreskin is a definite game changer
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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