I heard we made out
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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