CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
my poor anus
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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