My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i will never coherently bang her
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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