I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We named our party play list daddy issues
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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