Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
then he tried to convert me to islam
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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