Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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