I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Can I color on your dick again?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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