turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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