Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
What drink are we having for lunch?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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