They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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