Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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