Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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