your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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