This girl is more easily done than said...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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