oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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